July 2012
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“Life is the most spectacular show on earth. Then, if you can’t have fun...”
– Unknown
Jul 25th
June 2012
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Jun 2nd
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May 2012
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May 5th
April 2012
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Old Man And The C-
Wink Winkydink : Who was the first president of the United States?
Timmy's Dad : Sea Cucumber!
Wink Winkydink : Wow that couldn't have been anymore wrong! Who was the first man on the moon?
Timmy's Dad : Sea Cucumber!
Wink Winkydink : Wow, super wrong again! Third question: what kind of cucumber lives in the sea?
Timmy's Dad : Neil Armstrong!
Apr 20th
Apr 15th
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Apr 14th
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Miracle
Teacher : So what is your topic for your essay?
A : Internet
Teacher : Great. What about yours?
B : Miracle.
Teacher : Miracle?
A : Dude, miracle doesn't exist.
Apr 13th
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“I live for two reasons: 1) I was born. 2) I haven’t died yet.”
– 9gags
Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 11th
ListenJohn Powell - Forbiden Friendship (OST. How To...
Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
– 9Gags
Apr 9th
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B sit next to A.
A : I'm Ignoring you.
B : ...
A : I said, I'm ignoring you!
B : ...
A : STOP IGNORING ME IGNORING YOU!!
Apr 9th
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Apr 7th